01/18/2013 by stabbinrobots
I never “catch a little cold” like most people do. I get blasted by Ares if Ares was the God of War and Illness. That doesn’t really make much sense, but also I like Xena.
I have asthma, so my coughs are never normal. My breathing becomes a laboured wheeze as my already weak lungs fill with fluid, and my coughs sound like an angry and dying seal. For reference, here is what a healthy seal sounds like: